stealinyoman:

marry a guy who has sisters because he’s seen the female in her natural state therefore won’t have any unrealistic expectations of you 

(Source: niqabisinparis, via humorking)

mrjoshmacintosh:

officertoast:

theonewhosawitall:

lokithesnarkworld:

staff:

andrew-satan-hussie:

Man I feel really bad for the Tumblr Staff because I bet they aimed for Tumblr to be a cool, suavé, photographic place for artists but in reality it’s made up of hormonal teenagers who obsess over gay fictional characters, and can’t even handle the reblog button turning green to teal

IT IS MINT GREEN

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I’VE REBLOGGED THIS TWICE BEFORE REALISING THAT THE STAFF SAID THAT

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ah yes, the staff

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(Source: andrewsatanhussie, via africandad)

imreallybad:

repeat after me: 

  • virginity is a social construct 
  • you don’t lose your virginity 
  • there’s nothing valuable or precious about virginity, it’s an imaginary concept 
  • virginity is inherently heterocentric 
  • your worth is not defined by whether or not you’ve had a dick inside you
  • what you define as sex is up to you, you get to decide how many people you’ve had sex with 
  • the end 

(via dryadgoddess)

dryadgoddess:

If you’ve never listened to thriftworks while on acid then you’re doing acid wrong

it’s like he made music to listen to while tripping

Baby Yoshi Sleeping